Cra-Z D8s 6 (Funny Date Story)

I kept asking this woman at work out on a date. She had been separated for a year from her husband and their divorce had been finalized. In the State of NC, a couple must separate for a year before the divorce can be final. Shame we don’t make people date for a year before they can get married. Oh, that was off the subject at hand

Even after the divorce, she kept hesitating to say yes to a simple dinner date. Finally, she confessed the problem was that her children (two young teens) didn’t want her to date. I assured her that I was good with kids and had never met one that didn’t like me. She warned me that I was way out of my league when it came to her two.

When I went into the living room the evening of our date, she introduced me to the one glued to the TV. I said hello, inquired as to what was on TV, and received quick non-committal replies to all my efforts to draw this child into conversation. I pulled out my wallet and as I handed the teen a $20 bill, I jovially said, “Since I am taking your mom away from you at dinner time, I thought I would treat you to a pizza this evening.”

Just like a normal teenager, this one reached up without losing sight of the TV, clipped the $20 from my fingers, and simultaneously yelled into the kitchen at the sibling I hadn’t had the pleasure of meeting yet: “Put the bologna back in the fridge! Mom’s got another date who wants to buy our affection!”

“Mom” turned hundreds of shades of red as she rolled her eyes skyward and almost bust out laughing. All she could say to me was: “I warned you.”

Throughout our dinner, we would look at each other and start laughing. The waiter began to wonder if we were laughing at him, so I finally had to break down and share the story with him. We were all three laughing so hard that tears were coming to our eyes. I have seen kids try to keep their parent single before but that one took the prize.

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